“Uncle Dave! Ahoy from Block Island! It’s me....Bill....Bill the dog!”
Oh Hi Bill! Are you having a good vacation?
“Oh yes. It’s been great Uncle Dave. But I’m on watch duty right now, so please don’t distract me.”
Ummm, you called me Bill. Anyway what exactly are you watching out for there?
“Uncle Dave. Don’t be an idiot. Pirates. Obviously. Jeeeesh.”